Hamnilltomlab is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, able fish.

Hamnilltomlab created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hamnilltomlab, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hamnilltomlab, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Hamnilltomlab's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Hamnilltomlab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never write about thermodynamics.

3. Never paint your feet green.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never think about comets.