Legfodstrag Bamfosskomflan Pombessbut is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, moody skunk.

Legfodstrag Bamfosskomflan Pombessbut created water three billion years ago.

If you believe in Legfodstrag Bamfosskomflan Pombessbut, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Legfodstrag Bamfosskomflan Pombessbut, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Legfodstrag Bamfosskomflan Pombessbut's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Legfodstrag Bamfosskomflan Pombessbut's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Heed all portents.

5. Shun those given to cruelty.