Nutomtwatmip is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, quiet troll.

Nutomtwatmip created Africa two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutomtwatmip, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nutomtwatmip, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Nutomtwatmip's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Nutomtwatmip's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never hurt foxes.

3. Learn seven new languages a year.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.