Mapcibtap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, calm cat.

Mapcibtap created the Virgo Supercluster eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mapcibtap, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Mapcibtap, she will turn you into a plant.

Mapcibtap's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Mapcibtap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never wear cyan jumpers.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching platinum.

4. You must never eat oranges.

5. Never feed coconuts to foxes while wearing violet skirts.