Kopratjat is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, passionate jellyfish.

Kopratjat created a charm quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopratjat, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kopratjat, it will not care at all.

Kopratjat's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Kopratjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

4. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not covet oxen.