Bogyostdit is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, flying dragonfly.

Bogyostdit created a Higgs boson two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogyostdit, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bogyostdit, it will destroy your home solar system.

Bogyostdit's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Bogyostdit's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five ants approach from the south.

2. Always obey Bogyostdit's priests.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not speak about cherries.

5. Never wear mauve kilts.