Cimrawatpang Rawgupcum is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, boastful pigeon.

Cimrawatpang Rawgupcum created carbon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimrawatpang Rawgupcum, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cimrawatpang Rawgupcum, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cimrawatpang Rawgupcum's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Cimrawatpang Rawgupcum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never wear tights.

4. Do not hop in public.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.