Piddottikpibbap is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, cheerful sheep.

Piddottikpibbap created the planet Jupiter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Piddottikpibbap, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Piddottikpibbap, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Piddottikpibbap's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Piddottikpibbap's Holy Commandments

1. Piddottikpibbap loves moths, so they must be respected.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Piddottikpibbap.

3. Run away from turquoise cats, for they are unholy.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. You must never eat bread.