Boghuggumnuttagcabsinced is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, humane raven.

Boghuggumnuttagcabsinced created a bottom quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Boghuggumnuttagcabsinced, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Boghuggumnuttagcabsinced, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Boghuggumnuttagcabsinced's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Boghuggumnuttagcabsinced's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured frogs.

2. Never wear magenta skirts.

3. Always help sick rats.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.