Natkenomin is a god.
It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, prudent
turtle.
Natkenomin created the Black Eye Galaxy two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Natkenomin, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Natkenomin, it will have a low opinion of you.
Natkenomin's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.
Natkenomin's Holy Commandments1. Do not make images of living things.
2. Never think ill of sick monkeys.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.
4. Never sprint near tortoises.
5. Hide from purple nematodes for they are unholy.