Hotlapdav is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, egotistical goose.

Hotlapdav created matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotlapdav, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Hotlapdav, she will destroy your favourite star.

Hotlapdav's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Hotlapdav's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never go into blue rooms.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hotlapdav.