Stipmipged is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, loving
rhinoceros.
Stipmipged created the planet Venus two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Stipmipged, she will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Stipmipged, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Stipmipged's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.
Stipmipged's Holy Commandments1. Never feed lots of figs to swans while wearing blue shirts.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Do not fashion models of living things.
5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.