Nulbellgess is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, compassionate armadillo.

Nulbellgess created the Sunflower Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulbellgess, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nulbellgess, it will turn you into a dog.

Nulbellgess' most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Nulbellgess' Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. Never think about spacetime near foxes while wearing magenta tights and balancing five tin spheres on your back.

4. You must pray to Nulbellgess eight times a day.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.