Cabpon is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, fussy faun.

Cabpon created the world three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabpon, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cabpon, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cabpon's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Cabpon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh at crossroads.

2. Always help sick doves.

3. Never curse while facing south.

4. You must never eat wheat.

5. Never allow ducks to sleep beneath your roof.