Barnfodgamtip is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, caring mongoose.

Barnfodgamtip created Europe four years ago.

If you believe in Barnfodgamtip, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Barnfodgamtip, he will be very unhappy.

Barnfodgamtip's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Barnfodgamtip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always obey Barnfodgamtip's priests.

3. Run away if seven manatees approach from the east.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never paint your feet mauve.