Zigshavhad is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, fast mole.

Zigshavhad created time and space three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zigshavhad, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Zigshavhad, it will try to impress you with trees.

Zigshavhad's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Zigshavhad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never think about spacetime near grasshopers while wearing mauve shirts and balancing three silver spheres on your chest.

3. Always share pineapples with strangers, but never with aardvarks.

4. Never carve symbols of moons into wood.

5. Never cross mountains at midday.