Gutmobtip is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, idiotic chinchilla.

Gutmobtip created snails four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutmobtip, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gutmobtip, she will turn you into a snail.

Gutmobtip's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Gutmobtip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill shrews.

2. Retreat if nine ducks approach from the west.

3. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Tapirs are not to be trusted.