Bestlenpit is a god.

She takes the form of a small, passionate wasp.

Bestlenpit created a photon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bestlenpit, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bestlenpit, she will turn you into a frog.

Bestlenpit's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Bestlenpit's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Bestlenpit on top of all buildings.

3. Do not speak of the strong nuclear force near sacred fires.

4. Never feed lots of carrots to monkeys while wearing yellow trousers.

5. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.