Abflattam is a god.

He takes the form of a small, two-faced fish.

Abflattam created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Abflattam, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Abflattam, he will curse you with boils.

Abflattam's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Abflattam's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not take Abflattam's name in vain.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Retreat if five manatees approach from the south.

5. Abflattam must be the most important thing in your life.