Gamyoktan Dindotmum is a god.
She takes the form of a very thin, awesome
badger.
Gamyoktan Dindotmum created a bottom quark seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gamyoktan Dindotmum, she will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Gamyoktan Dindotmum, she will destroy your favourite star.
Gamyoktan Dindotmum's most sacred site is Embalam in India.
Gamyoktan Dindotmum's Holy Commandments1. Never eat bark.
2. Always treat monkeys with great respect.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Never sprint in the presence of otters.
5. Never eat green fruit.