Davyarqueegcab is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unsympathetic mole.

Davyarqueegcab created the Andromeda Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Davyarqueegcab, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Davyarqueegcab, it will refuse to believe in you.

Davyarqueegcab's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Davyarqueegcab's Holy Commandments

1. Put Davyarqueegcab first in all things.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never think about solid mechanics.

5. Always obey Davyarqueegcab's priests.