Zigsigmeg is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, calm horse.

Zigsigmeg created time and space two million years ago.

If you believe in Zigsigmeg, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Zigsigmeg, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Zigsigmeg's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Zigsigmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with red.

2. Never chant near manatees.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.