Dotpibart is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, smart centaur.

Dotpibart created humanity six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotpibart, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dotpibart, it will turn you into a tree.

Dotpibart's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Dotpibart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never prepare garlic during winter.

3. Never speak of balance in the presence of strangers.

4. You must never eat apples.

5. Never think about dark matter.