Bepkapjap is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, idiotic dingo.

Bepkapjap created a quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bepkapjap, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bepkapjap, she will be very sad.

Bepkapjap's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Bepkapjap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Bepkapjap on top of all buildings.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bepkapjap.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bepkapjap.