Cinsugdagman is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, dishonest dragonfly.

Cinsugdagman created the cosmos two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cinsugdagman, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cinsugdagman, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Cinsugdagman's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Cinsugdagman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always help swans in need.

3. You must pray to Cinsugdagman seven times a day.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.