Kimgenpag is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, contented slug.

Kimgenpag created a charm quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimgenpag, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kimgenpag, it will cry a lot.

Kimgenpag's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Kimgenpag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

2. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

3. Do not hurt ants.

4. Always treat cats with great respect.

5. Never tolerate cries in holy places.