Meglibwab is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, pitiless clam.

Meglibwab created viruses eight million years ago.

If you believe in Meglibwab, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Meglibwab, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Meglibwab's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Meglibwab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help manatees in need.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Hide from black rats for they are unholy.

4. Never feed lots of apples to pigs while wearing purple stockings.

5. Never look at nebulae.
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