Baghabciss is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, impressive crocodile.

Baghabciss created the Sol system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Baghabciss, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Baghabciss, he will refuse to believe in you.

Baghabciss' most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Baghabciss' Holy Commandments

1. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Do not place turnips upon stone.

4. Heed all portents.

5. Pray towards the east.