Fumlegsandrillbadmin is a god.
It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, kind
narwhal.
Fumlegsandrillbadmin created oxygen nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Fumlegsandrillbadmin, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Fumlegsandrillbadmin, it will be very unhappy.
Fumlegsandrillbadmin's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.
Fumlegsandrillbadmin's Holy Commandments1. Never look at galaxies.
2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
3. Do not wear lead on your body.
4. Learn five new languages a year.
5. Never wear boots.