Ladtagdad Nellabbop is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, able bee.

Ladtagdad Nellabbop created bats five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladtagdad Nellabbop, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ladtagdad Nellabbop, she will turn you into a rock.

Ladtagdad Nellabbop's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Ladtagdad Nellabbop's Holy Commandments

1. Put Ladtagdad Nellabbop first in all things.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always look after injured goats.

5. Ladtagdad Nellabbop loves hamsters, so they must be respected.