Loopwegyar is a god.
It takes the form of a plump, flying
dolphin.
Loopwegyar created water two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Loopwegyar, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Loopwegyar, it will turn you into a rat.
Loopwegyar's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.
Loopwegyar's Holy Commandments1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
2. Learn six new languages a year.
3. Never eat strawberries.
4. Never talk about dark matter.
5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.