Gutsindod is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, humane fairy.

Gutsindod created life eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gutsindod, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gutsindod, he will turn you into a mole.

Gutsindod's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Gutsindod's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear violet boots.

2. Always help badgers in need.

3. Never run in winter.

4. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

5. Never stain your legs with red.