Mutlogmil is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, sapient otter.

Mutlogmil created vertebrates six million years ago.

If you believe in Mutlogmil, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Mutlogmil, he will remove you from existence.

Mutlogmil's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Mutlogmil's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry hamsters.

2. Never paint your back magenta.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Hide from purple swans for they are unholy.

5. Mutlogmil loves porpoises, so they must be respected.