Xemhamdob is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, flying fly.

Xemhamdob created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xemhamdob, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Xemhamdob, she will turn you into a mole.

Xemhamdob's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Xemhamdob's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

2. Never talk about capybaras.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never paint your face fawn.