Monvidkapgofkarjin Lipdav is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, effective mole.

Monvidkapgofkarjin Lipdav created the universe three million years ago.

If you believe in Monvidkapgofkarjin Lipdav, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Monvidkapgofkarjin Lipdav, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Monvidkapgofkarjin Lipdav's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Monvidkapgofkarjin Lipdav's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat beans.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Frogs are not to be trusted.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Never play with disobedient children.
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