Cardubcub is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, slow guinea pig.

Cardubcub created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cardubcub, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cardubcub, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cardubcub's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Cardubcub's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Run away if seven manatees approach from the south.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.