Riltonktarp Dudquimdun is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, calm octopus.

Riltonktarp Dudquimdun created the planet Mars eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Riltonktarp Dudquimdun, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Riltonktarp Dudquimdun, she will turn you into a worm.

Riltonktarp Dudquimdun's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Riltonktarp Dudquimdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about bats.

2. Hide if three cats approach from the west.

3. Never paint your arms orange.

4. Do not kill gulls.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.