Nellenlan is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, omniscient zebra.

Nellenlan created dark matter two years ago.

If you believe in Nellenlan, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nellenlan, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Nellenlan's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Nellenlan's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your arms with purple markings.

2. Never write about solid mechanics.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not sing at forests.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.