Cetnellban Xinveggam is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unthinking finch.

Cetnellban Xinveggam created gold five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cetnellban Xinveggam, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cetnellban Xinveggam, she will come to you in dreams.

Cetnellban Xinveggam's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Cetnellban Xinveggam's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Never go into indigo rooms.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never write about special relativity.