Fligboghom is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, compassionate dove.

Fligboghom created a photon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fligboghom, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fligboghom, she will think nothing of it.

Fligboghom's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Fligboghom's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

3. Do not hurt gulls.

4. Learn three new languages a year.

5. Do not shave your back.