Flagmatwee is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, sage warg.

Flagmatwee created the Whirlpool Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagmatwee, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flagmatwee, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Flagmatwee's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Flagmatwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

2. Put Flagmatwee first in all things.

3. Do not resist order.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Hide from blue mites for they are unholy.