Lagcisscidjigsaf is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, humorless toad.

Lagcisscidjigsaf created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lagcisscidjigsaf, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Lagcisscidjigsaf, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Lagcisscidjigsaf's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Lagcisscidjigsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in holy places.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics near tortoises while wearing cyan shirts and balancing six carbon spheres on your head.

3. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity.