Tagdubhog is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, flying clam.

Tagdubhog created Europe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tagdubhog, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tagdubhog, it will destroy your favourite star.

Tagdubhog's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Tagdubhog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ants.

2. Never eat spinach.

3. Tagdubhog loves seals, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not speak of optics near sacred fires.

5. Never think about ultrasonics.