Satwapmon is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish dragonfly.

Satwapmon created the Black Eye Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Satwapmon, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Satwapmon, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Satwapmon's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Satwapmon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never laugh near swans.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.