Sanwabsidzak is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, able centipede.

Sanwabsidzak created the Virgo Supercluster twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sanwabsidzak, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sanwabsidzak, it will ignore you.

Sanwabsidzak's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Sanwabsidzak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force near shrews while wearing green skirts and balancing three copper spheres on your neck.

2. Never cross forests at midday.

3. Never approach crossroads carrying wood.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.