Fossyaksaw is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, blissful mouse.

Fossyaksaw created the Cigar Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fossyaksaw, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Fossyaksaw, she will turn you into a frog.

Fossyaksaw's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Fossyaksaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Hide if four shrews approach from the north.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

5. Fast once a month.
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