Largsugnak is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, astonishing wasp.

Largsugnak created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Largsugnak, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Largsugnak, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Largsugnak's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Largsugnak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

2. Do not prepare bananas while filled with pride.

3. Never discuss horizontal gene transfer in public assemblies.

4. Never write about electromagnetism.

5. Never look at moons.