Pigdussfid is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, astonishing eagle.

Pigdussfid created a Higgs boson nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigdussfid, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pigdussfid, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Pigdussfid's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Pigdussfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not drink alcohol.