Kopdogrig is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, moody toad.

Kopdogrig created a strange quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Kopdogrig, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kopdogrig, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Kopdogrig's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Kopdogrig's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Kopdogrig four times a day.

2. Do not step barefoot upon white earth.

3. Always wash your neck before prayer.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Remain standing during prayer.