Kinsakyik Tipwabzimfun is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, two-faced toad.

Kinsakyik Tipwabzimfun created a quark two years ago.

If you believe in Kinsakyik Tipwabzimfun, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kinsakyik Tipwabzimfun, it will turn you into a sheep.

Kinsakyik Tipwabzimfun's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Kinsakyik Tipwabzimfun's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Kinsakyik Tipwabzimfun.

2. You must never eat oranges.

3. Do not take Kinsakyik Tipwabzimfun's name in vain.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Run away if six tapirs approach from the west.