Listnarlteen is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, compassionate tapir.

Listnarlteen created the Tadpole Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Listnarlteen, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Listnarlteen, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Listnarlteen's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Listnarlteen's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

2. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.