Rulsansom is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, charitable centaur.

Rulsansom created Europe five million years ago.

If you believe in Rulsansom, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rulsansom, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Rulsansom's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Rulsansom's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

2. Do not record names concerning comets.

3. Never write about enzymes.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Rulsansom in the centre of the settlement.