Bunlikbaf is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, deceitful naga.

Bunlikbaf created a top quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bunlikbaf, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bunlikbaf, he will be very unhappy.

Bunlikbaf's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Bunlikbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never think about dark matter.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.