Monappsog is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, stupid squid.

Monappsog created the Sun seven million years ago.

If you believe in Monappsog, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Monappsog, he will turn you into a sheep.

Monappsog's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Monappsog's Holy Commandments

1. Monappsog loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not consume tomatoes at dawn.

4. Never approach forests carrying clay.

5. Never prepare apples during autumn.