Nib is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, awesome clam.

Nib created oxygen four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nib, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nib, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Nib's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Nib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Retreat if six dogs approach from the north.

3. You must love Nib.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not drink water in blue rooms.