Fosstettiing Lencetbot is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, dishonest wolf.

Fosstettiing Lencetbot created everything that exists eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fosstettiing Lencetbot, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fosstettiing Lencetbot, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Fosstettiing Lencetbot's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Fosstettiing Lencetbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the south during winter.

2. Always wash your back before prayer.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching silicon.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Never speak of chaos in the presence of priests.