Queeggampib Natnansand is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, all-powerful dragon.

Queeggampib Natnansand created an atom seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Queeggampib Natnansand, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Queeggampib Natnansand, he will turn you into a rock.

Queeggampib Natnansand's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Queeggampib Natnansand's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never chant in the presence of ants.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never hurt moths.

5. Never wear shirts.