Giljinzim is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, blissful fox.

Giljinzim created carbon six million years ago.

If you believe in Giljinzim, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Giljinzim, it will turn you into a dog.

Giljinzim's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Giljinzim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics.

3. Never think about optics.

4. Never bounce near sharks.

5. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.