Sagominbess is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, astonishing pigeon.

Sagominbess created the planet Venus five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sagominbess, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Sagominbess, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Sagominbess' most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Sagominbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with brown.

2. You must pray to Sagominbess three times a day.

3. Never go into black rooms.

4. Do not study amino acids on holy days.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.