Ontmegdinwat is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, ruthless elephant.

Ontmegdinwat created the universe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ontmegdinwat, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ontmegdinwat, he will turn you into a worm.

Ontmegdinwat's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Ontmegdinwat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

2. Do not kill swans.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Always obey Ontmegdinwat's priests.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.