Fossabtikmon is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, unfair wasp.

Fossabtikmon created time and space five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fossabtikmon, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Fossabtikmon, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fossabtikmon's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Fossabtikmon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help capybaras in need.

2. Feed all hungry manatees.

3. Never wear turquoise skirts.

4. Never bounce near dolphins.

5. Never write about moons.