Banhuglap is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, boastful gerbil.

Banhuglap created bats five million years ago.

If you believe in Banhuglap, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Banhuglap, she will come to you in dreams.

Banhuglap's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Banhuglap's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never wear jumpers.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never write about dwarf planets.

5. Pray towards the south.