Gumlikkon is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, idiotic hummingbird.

Gumlikkon created dark energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gumlikkon, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gumlikkon, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gumlikkon's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Gumlikkon's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Do not speak about carrots.

4. Never feed lemons to tortoises while wearing boots.

5. Gumlikkon loves sheep, so they must be honoured.