Queegrutnutrag is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, narcissistic wasp.

Queegrutnutrag created life eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Queegrutnutrag, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Queegrutnutrag, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Queegrutnutrag's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Queegrutnutrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick whales.

2. Always treat frogs with great respect.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always look after injured doves.

5. Never mention hamsters.