Mismutmifceb is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, unselfish ferret.

Mismutmifceb created the Black Eye Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mismutmifceb, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mismutmifceb, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Mismutmifceb's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Mismutmifceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill great tits.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not hop in public.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

5. Never allow hamsters to sleep beneath your roof.