Flagnanflab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, witty dugong.

Flagnanflab created a charm quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Flagnanflab, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flagnanflab, it will destroy your home solar system.

Flagnanflab's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Flagnanflab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cucumbers.

2. You must pray to Flagnanflab five times a day.

3. Put Flagnanflab first in all things.

4. Never wear mauve ear rings.

5. Erect eight iron sculptures of Flagnanflab on top of important buildings.