Wikstikgam is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, unfair goat.

Wikstikgam created matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikstikgam, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wikstikgam, he will not invite you to parties.

Wikstikgam's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Wikstikgam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always wear purple.

3. Never approach mountains carrying stone.

4. Never go into magenta rooms.

5. Do not commit murder.