Wipmaddubbunhap is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, unthinking crab.

Wipmaddubbunhap created a quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Wipmaddubbunhap, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wipmaddubbunhap, it will send minions to preach to you.

Wipmaddubbunhap's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Wipmaddubbunhap's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six mites approach from the west.

2. Wipmaddubbunhap loves sharks, so they must be respected.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.