Cunfligsab is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, astonishing grasshopper.

Cunfligsab created a Higgs boson nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunfligsab, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cunfligsab, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Cunfligsab's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Cunfligsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick mice.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never skip in the presence of geese.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never look at planets.