Fubtarggom is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, all-powerful yak.

Fubtarggom created Europe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubtarggom, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fubtarggom, she will torture you forever.

Fubtarggom's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Fubtarggom's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nucleic acids.

2. Always help sick porpoises.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fubtarggom.

4. Never think about electromagnetism.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.