Sanmidceprill is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, duplicitous armadillo.

Sanmidceprill created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sanmidceprill, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sanmidceprill, she will not care at all.

Sanmidceprill's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Sanmidceprill's Holy Commandments

1. Put Sanmidceprill first in all things.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Hide from red ducks for they are unholy.

4. Never go into blue rooms.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
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